The number of times I edited The 1,000 lb. Brother, Part One is absurd! All because of auto-correct. Makes me and my characters appear illiterate.
In the case of any unusual wording for future posts, blame damned auto-correct. I beg you to please tug at my shirt sleeves (if you’re in my physical company) or send me a polite email at firstname.lastname@example.org to let me know of this weird error. It’ll be fixed in a heartbeat.
Happy days or nights or something in between!