At Swanson’s, we not only install an X-Ray vision chip into your eye. We guarantee it will work. Take it to your favorite swim park. Share with your shady father the contents of his locked “mysterious” cabinet. You’ll impress people of all races, religions, ages and criminal backgrounds. Swanson’s…wow your eyes before you die.
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