I need a documentary filmmaker to follow me around. Nobody in their right mind would believe some of the shit that goes down. The gist of it…there’s a Bermuda Triangle of communication, where emails and phone calls just obliterate. Some examples. The one minute plus film I made a few days ago, I had submitted to something called Artist Strike. Thrice, they were contacted but heard nothing back. Not even a simple, “Thank you for the submission but this doesn’t match what we’re looking for.” Another example, I’m in the process of producing a video for a local sports supplement store. Put an ad on craigslist for a bodybuilder. It’s been up for several weeks now. Finally, one individual emailed me at four in the morning with a photograph. Looked perfect, so I responded. He, like all my correspondents, disappeared.
This is no longer angering to me. It’s totally absurd. Since I can’t film this myself (without some odd contraption, that I don’t have, attached to my body) I urge a documentary (or mockumentary) filmmaker to contact me. Email me at email@example.com.